Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.

Woman’s note to Tech Support:
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. Much to my surprise, Husband 1.0 contained additional undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, and ESPN 2.0.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Response from Tech Support:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Try installing Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.Remember, overuse of the above applications can cause a default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.CAUTION: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance – I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good luck.