It is a nice joke with a great moral

It is a nice joke with a great moral
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in 
training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. 
One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and gathering the entire 
crowd’s attention, said, ‘ The best years of my life were spent in the arms 
of a woman who wasn’t my wife!’ The crowd was shocked. He followed up by 
saying, ‘That woman was my mother!’ The crowd burst into laughter and he 
gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar 
decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit 
one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit 
foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, ‘The greatest years 
of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!’

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 
seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally 
blurted out ‘…and I can’t remember who she was!’

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste.